From the submitter:
"My genius, Oscar winning, CxO boss (I'm not kidding) using a pair of scissors, tri-pod, and step-ladder to keep a heating duct from making noise."
Broken Microwave?? No problem. Also acts as an air freshener.
Or you could... you know... wash the dishes. Just sayin'.
From the submitter:
"Saturday in a small town. Snapped my glasses in half and none of the eye clinics were open. Here is what my husband and I came up with to get me to Monday and an eye doctor."
From the submitter
Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.
Having caffeine before bed can make getting to sleep a little rough. This is the closest alternative, I suppose.